:( i am sorry

2010-06-13 @ 03:56:07
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i am sorry everyone, the reason to why i have not made any more  :o wtf i dont remember what its called :o
well well, the reason to why i have not been writing anything is because i have gotten a shave, i have no beard left :( there for i do not feel accepted to write :( im sorry but i need my beard so i can harvest my secret beard powers  :D
cyaaa when the beard is back


new top song!

Beard Is Back! :D


i want my beard back, i want my bear do be black,
when mah beard be back im gonna kung fu attack!

DAEM BOY!

The Truth Behind Chuck Norris's Beard

2010-04-06 @ 02:01:18
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Have you ever heard the tale of Chuck norris and the fact that there is no chin under his Beard, only another fist?

well if u had, u heard wrong the truth is that Churk Norris got a PolarBeard and with that i mean that he's got a PolarBear in his Beard, he surgically implanted a PolarBear cause he thought it was totally awesome.


PolarBeard

a so really awesomely True Story




Flying Super Horses in Space

2010-04-05 @ 00:50:33
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What you're about to learn now is something that the Swedish government have tried to keep a secret for a really long time,
its about horses, Super-horses or as you could say unicorns, the swedes have in 12 years time been running a military operation named

(OFSH)

Operation Flying super horses, and the name pretty much explains what they are doing,
they have successfully for the last 10 years runned over 1000 tests in space and got for the moment over 700 horses flying around in space with bathtubs.
This operation was put to the test to scare away any alien getting close to our galaxy,
because if we know anything that scares aliens more than meatballs, its flying horses with bathtubs.
The swedes have recently started a special training facility for polar bears to learn the polar bears to fly in space aswell.
so far in the tests with the polar bears the polar bears have expanded and crashed down to earth, this to happened with the horses once,
and as a result of that three horses crashed down in random areas the year of 2001 11th September,
how they solved that problem was to give the horses helium, which made their hooves lighter and made them levitate.


Now you know the truth behind the Flying Super Horses in Space.

The Reason Behind PolarBeard

2010-04-04 @ 23:42:15
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So, this is a blog.
the reason behind this blog is to give all of you out the truth,
the truth behind everything, one thing at the time.
THE MOST AWESOME TRUE STORYs EVER MADE UP!

so let us begin to explain PolarBeard

Its the 2 things that summarizes the swedes best
Polar Bears And Awesome Beards.

which put together becomes something even more Awesome.

POLARBEARD!

Välkommen till min nya blogg!

2010-04-04 @ 20:01:33
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